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50 US States Stereotypes

Enjoy poking fun at other American states? You might enjoy this video post covering all 50 state stereotypes in 2 minutes and change. Alabama - Our state bird is the NASCAR. Alaska - I can see seasonal depression from here. Arizona - Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out! Arkansas - Great scenery, brilliant people.... I'm sorry, we got Walmart. California - Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct... Colorado - SNOW, I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing. Connecticut - Great schools, because there is nothing else to do. Delaware - Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come. Florida - The more north you go the more south it gets. Georgia - Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though. Hawaii - If you lived here, you'd be lazy too. Idaho - Potatoes and Napolean Dynamite... god we're cool! Illinois - Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far. Indiana - You have to drive through us to get to somewhere better. Iowa - 56,000 square miles of dull. Kansas - White-breds making wheat bread. Kentucky - Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925. Louisiana - Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems. Maine - A wicked lot of moose, eh? Maryland - Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around. Massachusettes - Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans. (corrected) Michigan - Cereal makers, serial killers. Minnesota - Too nice NOT to elect douche-y governors. Mississippi - I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt. Missouri - We're #1!.... in... meth. (corrected) Montana - Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk. Nebraska - Footballs, drawls, and overalls... Nevada - No laws, no problem. Except all the murders... New Hampshire - Half hippy, half French, all upper class. New Jersey - GTL (Guidos, turnpikes, and leeching off New York) New Mexico - Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's. New York - World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego. North Carolina - First in flight and lung cancer. North Dakota - Somehow even worse than South Dakota. Ohio - People care about us at election time...? Oklahoma - 10 days tornado free! Oregon - Dreadlocks on caucasians. Pennsylvania - Even our Almish will fight you. Rhode Island - No seriously! We're a state! South Carolina - Still accepting Confederate dollars. South Dakota - .... at least we're not North Dakota. Tennessee - Where white people music comes from. Texas - Everything is bigger, even our morons. Utah - Multiple homely wives. Vermont - Gay marriages on maple syrup farms. Virginia - Center of civilization to hicks-ville in 20 minutes flat. Washington - Richer hippies than Oregon. West Virginia - Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC. Wisconsin - It's too cold to be sober. Wyoming - We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys...

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